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		<title>Horny as hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kristin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is horny a hell &#8211; but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!&#8221; The guy gets the room, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A guy is horny a hell &#8211; but broke. He goes to a whorehouse with $5.00, and begs the Madame to give him whatever she can for it. She says &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but that will only cover the rent for ten minutes, and none of my hookers work for free!&#8221; The guy gets the room, but has nothing to fuck. He looks out on the ledge of the building and sees a pigeon. Quietly, he opens the window, grabs the poor bird and just fucks the living shit out of it. Satisfied, he goes home.</p>
<p>Next week, he returns to the whorehouse, with his pay cheque. He says to the Madame, &#8220;I got lots of money now&#8230;give me a hooker!&#8221;. The Madame replies &#8220;All of them are busy now, why don&#8217;t you go to the peep show and get yourself in the mood?&#8221;. The guy does, and is enjoying the show, when he turns to the guy next to him and says, &#8220;Hey, these chicks really know what they&#8217;re doing huh?&#8221;, The guy responds, &#8220;Yeah, but you should have been here last week, there was this guy fucking a pigeon!&#8221;</p>
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