The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, “Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.” The grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from your Grandma.”

“Granny, can you show me a magic trick?”
“No dear, but I think your grand father knows one.”

So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks

“Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?” The grand father looks at her, “Sure, just hop on my lap!” So the little girl jumps on his lap.

“Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?” asks the grandpa,
“Yeah” replies the girl “Well look, no hands!”