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Santa Clause and a young hot blonde

Kristin — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:33:54 +0000

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”, Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.”

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked “Santa, now will you stay with me?”

“Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys.”

She takes off everything and says “Santa, now will you stay with me?”

Santa replies “Gotta stay, gotta stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

Good news and bad news

Kristin — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 18:07:10 +0000

“I’ve got some good news and some bad news” the doctor says.

“What’s the bad news?” asks the patient. “The bad news is that unfortunately you’ve only got 3 months to live”. The patient is taken back, “What’s the good news then Doctor?”. The doctor points over to the secretary at the front desk, “You see that blonde with the big breasts, tight ass and legs that go all the way up to heaven?”, the patient shakes his head and the doctor replies, “I’m fucking her.”

Husband having an affair

Kristin — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:30:53 +0000

A blonde walked in on her husband having an affair. She was so angry she pulled out a gun and pointed to the woman’s head. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, “No, don’t!” and she replied, “Shut up, you’re next!”