1 – She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
2 – As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
4 – She startles the animals at the zoo.
5 – On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
6 – She makes onions cry.
7 – Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
8 – Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
9 – The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
10 – When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
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